My anti-Video Game Page
I dislike video game of course or else i wouldn't be taking the time to make this page. I have reasons, first of all there a waste of time (WOW!!! beating I beat final fantasy, aren't I special!). Secondly they make peaple lazy, i mean geeze peaople just sit around playing video games and then get used to it and become very lazy. last there a waste of money, the little amount of people that aren't lazy from playing video games just waste thier pay checks on video games. after all the street fighter two's they ran out of idea's and then the idea of putting cammy in the game to make men play didn't work as well as then they relized most video game players were gay so they put Dan into the game.
hmmmmmmm....... lets see we need a new idea for a character for FF7 well after a game with six sequals its kinda hard to make a totally new monster so we'll just through a house pet on a on a marshmallow. A million dollar idea (ya right).
here's a story from resident evil 2, claire just visiting Ratcoon City ends up using all sorts of weapons like a rocket launcher and spark shots??? What the hell!!!
The normal human characters are getting boring, so squaresoft thought of a good idea lets put a dog in the game and what the hell lets just make him talk and be the smatest thing in your party.
And lets ride around on a giant CHICKEN!!!!!!!
Lets put a chick in a game and give her breast as big as her head, there is more male video game players than female so this should attract alot of attention.Her waist is so small that the wieght from her breast would break her freakin ribs.
what the hell is that thing ohh well i think i'll commit suicide by walking through this fire. "Damn it I forgot if squaresoft killed me off now there wouldn't be much of a story. well I guess i'm invicible so I guess this is my new escape route.
Well that is it for now i will add on to it in a while there is many more thing fucked up with video game. well i gotta go i'm almost done with final fantasy 7 j/k.